Meet Zach.

Zach is one of my cubemates and a fellow optimizer at work. He's one of the funniest guys I work with and for some reason, he started to fake roundhouse kick me while I was trying to get some work done. I think he just needed a mental break from an assignment he was working on, but quite randomly, he proceeded to show me what moves he could do to wreak havoc in our office. Finally, he completed his mock rampage with a fake shirt tear, a la the Incredible Hulk.

Zach's one of the few guys in my department who's taller than me (he's like 6'7). I should be scared, but he's too goofy to be feared. Maybe I should look at this picture more...

Okay, now I'm scared.